Have you ever had one of those days at work where, one minute everything is calm, quiet, comfortable… no rush orders, no co-workers complaining, no nagging bosses… but one minute later all hell breaks loose. At some point near the end you realize that you’ve gone for almost 8 hours without a break, a glass of water, or a pit stop and you feel like just crawling out of your skin and hiding under a desk somewhere in the dark.
Yeah, I’ve had those days too, and in fact I had one just the other day. I know some may scoff when I say my job isn’t always as easy what THEY see. It’s not your typical government operation, stand-by to stand-by stuff all the time. We do work… sometimes.
Anyway, Wednesday was just one of those days. Nothing went right at all. We got caught on a messy job, equipment malfunctions, crazy deadlines, blown protocols, just an absolute nightmare. So when I got off work that night I did what any stressed out fish-head would do, I fished.
I jumped in just upstream of a nice quiet treatment plant discharge along the Fox river and made my way slowly down to the outflow. I wasn’t really that prepared to fish the cold water like this. Normally I would have had thick neoprene waders instead of my breathable waders, extra sock and pant layers and probably some live bait. The 55 degree treated water there is crystal clear and the fish have a tendency to all but ignore anything that isn’t real food. Or, maybe I just don’t fish artificials that well?
Determined to get a line wet I picked the the most real appearing item in my wading box for my first couple casts, a Case Hellgrammite. Hellgrammites are the larval form of a Dobsonfly.

They live in rivers, creeks and streams among the rocks and debris along the streambed, picking away at little critters and such until they mature to the point where they can hatch and become a Dobsonfly.

Creepy right?!
I’ve never seen these things in the water or in the air, but for some reason, river fish everywhere just seem to love these things.
I made 4 casts into the swirling waters, and on the fourth cast as I was dragging the Hellgrammite pinned to a 1/8th oz. jighead across the rocks, I felt a sharp hit and a good tug on the line.
Damn did that feel good. A good 2 to 3 minute battle ensued with some line pulling runs and a heavy bend in my light action spinning outfit.
Unfortunately that would be the end of my Hellgrammite fishing. That surly catfish tore up that plastic to the point of no return and I was forced to find another option. As I was rummaging through my tackle pack, I noticed a bag of small ice-fishing baits poking out of the pocket of my parka.
They were the StankX Polly Wogz that Travis Crosman had sent me to test on the ice this year. Ice fishing locally had been lousy this year with a few freeze-thaw cycles that left the ice unsafe for most if not all of the Winter. In fact I didn’t even get the chance to ice fish once this season. Terrible.
So I re-tied my line with a tiny jig and pegged a couple Polly Wogz on there hoping that it was critter-looking enough to look like another emerging larvae of some sort.

Sure enough, two casts later I had picked up a decent little 6 inch bluegill doing the same thing, just slowly dragging the bottom with it.
The bluegills hit just as hard as the catfish, but the fight just wasn’t the same. A few more casts and another little bluegill came to hand. I had to give these little guys some credit, they were hanging out in the same water that those catfish were and could easily be seen as food themselves.
Getting tired of the little fish I decided to move downstream a bit and try the calmer slack water of a pool just below the outflow. I had seen carp rolling and splashing there the whole time I was here, and the action was convincing enough to draw me away from dinkfest 2012.
Carp are notorious for being lure shy and very tentative when it comes to tricking them into biting a poorly presented bait. Even anglers utilizing live bait or prepared bait techniques can often find themselves fish-less if they do not give those bugle-lipped buggers exactly what they want.
Knowing full well that the carp and catfish will key in on the emerging critters the same I decided to give them a shot with those little Polly Wogz. Finding the right angle to cast into the pool without spooking the carp was difficult so I set myself up away from the outflow with two different directions of current in front of me before the slack water of the deeper pool. This would allow me to use the current to drag my lure in the pool at a slow steady pace without drifting it downstream and away from the holding area. Some occasional line mending was needed, but for the most part it just dawdled along down there at about an inch per second.
I was getting ready to give up as the sun had dipped past the treeline when I noticed my line had taken a turn upstream and needed mending. As I reeled in the slack and put pressure on the line I felt a tug back so I set the hook hard. Line started peeling off my spool and the fish took a turn into heavy current and down stream.
Fumbling around the rocky water in the dark found me two-stepping along the current seam like a drunken sailor. I was spooking out fish from all over this area and I was amazed at the amount of fish I had been drifting right past for an hour without so much as a nibble.
Surprisingly, after one hard run that fish just gave up. I was able to coax it out of the current and up into the shallow flat for a quick grab and a photo op.
With a few hard pullers to my credit and some freshly atomized treatment vapor in my lungs, I decided I had better get moving back to my car before I couldn’t see the river in front on me.
A group of 4 Herons squawked and beat wings up and out of the shallows in front of the island that blocks the view of Rt. 25 from where i was fishing. As I passed where they had been perched a school of shad skittered away into the depths. Something larger was right behind them and made a dashing attempt to snatch one from the school as they blasted past me. I won’t forget to hit that spot with something a bit bigger next time out.
Next time out… there will definitely be a next time out, and soon. That was a great way to let the days aggravation wash away.